if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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