We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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