I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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