My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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