Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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