If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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