Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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