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Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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