It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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