Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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