): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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