Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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