There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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