i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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