? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Are my feet made of real feet?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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