Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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