Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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