oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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