I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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