I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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