im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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