And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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