what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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