i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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