You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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