he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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