I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
the night ended with taco bell and tears
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I lost the right to judge tonight
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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