Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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