I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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