I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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