Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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