I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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