I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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