you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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