So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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