its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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