We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i came on her dog
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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