Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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