I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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