Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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