i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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