I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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