Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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