i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize