weddingsv make me drug and hornr
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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