sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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