her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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