Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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