question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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