i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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