can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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