Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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