We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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