I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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