David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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