I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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